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Jon Howell's avatar

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man.

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(voice of Ricky Gervais) And the Oscar for "Most Dehumanizing And Yet Successful Architectural Movement" goes to (rips envelope) FUCK!!! Are you fucking kidding me? *takes a few deep breaths* The Oscar goes to The Value Engineering Aesthetic!

Sure, it's an abhorrent clusterfuck courtesy of large corporate real estate trusts. Of course, every last building built in the name of this so-called "aesthetic" is a cheaply built and provably unsafe structure that looks like a prison with a paint job. Yes, it's an elite slap-fight-level slap in the face of affordable housing and the people who need it. Absolutely an aggressive cancer, with no cure as of yet.

*security enters the room*

But who cares? Stop complaining and shut your Twinkie-scarfing pieholes. The rich are getting richer! That Is A Good Thing!

*security escorts Ricky offstage*

And Ricky can be heard yelling "And their wealth will trickle down to the rest of us, because they only have our best interests in mind!!1!1"

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Mr O's avatar

Enlightening and positive, imagine how quickly more of this crisp people centric vibe could sprawl if we weren’t spending so much on wet dreams!

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